"I'm the Pappy"

For some, hoeing is a learned trait. But for others, it’s in their blood. Prime example is America’s favorite family, the Kardashians. While you and I were attending pre-school, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim were attending Hoeism 101, taught by yours truly, then Mrs. Kris Kardashian. This lady has officially taken tricking to a new level.

There have been many rumors about who is our favorite Kardashians' real father but now OJ Simpson himself is a possible option...that’s just Trife!



Nicole Simpson was her best friend and now her allegedly murderer ex-husband (yeah, he did it) could possibly be the baby daddy…umm, can we say scallywag?!? Poor Khloe, her face, which is different than that of her sisters Kourtney and Kim and also brother Rob, is on the cover of every tabloid across the country regarding the paternity of her father.







As we saw back on an older season of KUWTK, Khloe has always felt that she was different, looked different and tested her own mother for DNA test.




Kris Jenner’s sexual indiscretions have come back to haunt her daughter in the worst way. There are 6 known potential fathers for Khloe.







Do you realize this means Kris was sleeping with 6 men at the same damn time?!? Talking about laying it low and spreading it wide. That’s just nasty and trifling…in that order!

Khloe has chosen to not take a DNA test as of now and chooses to only recognize the late Robert Kardashian as her father. What a terrible position to be in and a definite strain on a mother-daughter relationship. At least from what we can tell, Khloe didn't pick up on the hoeism that is clearly in her blood. However can't say the same for her forever in love/in bed with someone sister, Kim.

Maybe Ryan Seacrest should consider doing a series on Keeping Up With Kris Jenner's Hello Kitty. Just a thought...

Baggage Claim!

Have you googled the word ‘insecure’ or ‘crazy’ lately? I’m pretty sure if you did a picture of Keke Wyatt popped up. You know, the girl that collaborated with Avant and is now a star on TV Ones R&B Divas. 

She takes precarious to a whole new level. Her husband (Michael Ford) of 2 years, an ordained minister and her manager, is not allowed to leave her side for fear of adultery.

“I don’t want to be away from him because I’m afraid he gone cheat on me. I’m afraid he gone lie to me. And I’m afraid he gone leave me and stay gone,” says Keke. Ummm, WTH kind of life is that to live?

Her distrust of men is the result of experiences from past relationships. In earlier years she was in a volatile and unhealthy marriage and had to take certain measures (stabbed ole boy) to protect herself. But how much baggage is too much baggage to bring into a new relationship?  We all have issues from old relationships; however the key is to learn from them and not allow the baggage to weigh you down and ultimately be too heavy for your current, healthy relationship.

Our advice to Keke, not that she asked, is to allow Michael to breathe. If you smother him too much he will eventually find air somewhere else. And then everything you were trying to avoid will come to fruition.

R&B Divas air Monday nights at 10 p.m. on TV One

Trends We're Loving

The chill is in the air and its time to prepare for the best fashion seasons ever...FALL. Here are just a few pointers to keep in mind while shopping the next few months.  

One look to keep from the previous season is the Peplum Style Top. This shirt is very feminine and flirty. I love how it accentuates the waist line and covers up your pouch (if you have one). What is also great about this shirt is that it can be worn to work or a night out on the town. You can pair it with a pencil skirt or a pair of skinny jeans. This is definitely a must have for all closets.

Next up is Leather & Lace! This will definitely be one of the hottest looks this season. The combination of your edgy side and soft side creates a very modern and chic look.

Winter White is another hot trend this fall. It is no longer cramped into the little box between Easter and Labor Day. If you still follow that rule please check the year on your calendar because it is outdated and old fashioned. Winter white is sophisticated, fashion forward and FIERCE honey!

And last, but not least, these fabulous Truth or Dare by Madonna ‘Panu’ pumps are just the right amount of edge you need to add to any outfit. 

Hope I helped add a little spice to your wardrobe. Happy Shopping! And Happy Fall!

        

Question of the day (QOTD): Are tattoos the new love letters?

Long ago people would express their deep love and admiration for their mate in a love letter. Hoping that when their mate opened that letter they would mirror those same feelings. Nowadays people have replaced the pen with just ink, ink as in a tattoo. Some may just get the name of their mate tattooed on them.

Angelina Jolie with tattoo of ex husband Billy Bob Thornton

Others may get matching symbols and/or initials tattoos to show their love.

Khloe & Lamar Odom

But many are using grad gestures, as in getting the whole face of their mate tattooed on them.

Chad Johnson with tattoo of estranged wife Evelyn

Chris Brown with tattoo of his girlfriend Karrueche

Now, I will not front and act as if I have gotten a love letter since perhaps high school (unless Hallmark cards and sweet text messages count). But these very permanent (unless the painful, pricey cost of removal) expressions of love are becoming somewhat of the norm...o_0

So, are tattoos the new love letters?

Would you be willing (or have you) to get a mate's name or face tatted on you?

Or in Chad's case, would you take your mate back if they did this "grad gesture" to get you back?

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Ohh the Ochocinco's

So let me get this straight, Evelyn claims to be “about that life”, she gave her man permission to cheat as long as he keeps her in the loop, they get married,



she finds a condom and get pissed, he head butts her (what kind of UFC move is that), she file for divorce and he gets a portrait of her tattooed on his leg.


Does that sum up the hot mess we call The Ochocinco’s???? This couple is doing any and everything to stay relevant. I can’t possibly be the only one that is over their 10 minutes of fame.

I said all that to say, Evelyn and Chad please GET YO LIFE! Chad, you need to focus on your craft, get a job and sign up for some anger management classes. Quiet as it’s kept, you need to sign Evelyn up too because I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the one doing the head butting. Yall remember when she flew across that table like a spider monkey in heat…I’m just saying.




Evelyn, use your talents for good, whatever they may be. Stop chasing after a man with deep pockets to upgrade you. Many young females consider you a role model (I don’t know why) so please try to carry yourself as a lady. And if you don’t know how, give Jennifer Williams a call…I’m sure she’ll give you a class or two.



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QOTD: Is removing a family member, friend, significant other or co-worker from a social network bad?

Okay in this day and age its safe to say most of us use social networking on a regular basis to keep connected with people and sometimes post just random information. Some of these information you may want to keep private from certain people in your life. Rather than going through the many different setting to protect what is shown to whom, is it okay to just delete or unfollow people who in real life you are close to? Could doing this cause drama in the relationship? If you were deleted or unfollowed (or with the new google +, kicked out of the circle *in my Evelyn voice*) would you be offended in any way? Speak on it!

Our promise...

Upon the creation of this blog we envisioned our ever so popular Question of the Days from Facebook to migrate over onto here. However we never followed through with that. 3 years later we have decided to step it up and plan to up keep this blog with the latest. So follow us on our journey and encourage us as we will encourage you. :)